Today's 12 cents:

Aiming for Cheerios is for the birds. Bribes are the way to go! (If you don't understand, you're not there yet...)

Rollers are a girl's best friend. Curling irons are TORTURE.

Toss ALL Barbie accessories. The ER is too expensive.

PLEASE don't stop at the yellow light. PULEASE. Some of us are late enough!

Get a pet; preferably BEFORE you procreate.

Take Fish oil supplements. Take 'em. TAKE THEM.

When you think someone is going to disappoint you, wait. Keep waiting. They WILL do something to inspire you. Just wait.

You don't need NEW anything (ok, underwear is the exception). Take it off somebody's hands.

Count the cost of oil and maintenance into your car buying purchase. Don't be THAT guy with the noisy stinkin' vehicle.

The phrase is "BY accident" not ON accident. Get it straight.

Oh, and it's not comPARable. Try COMParable. Really. Consult Webster.

DO NOT ask "where are you at?". Seriously, you could save a gazillion pounds of spittle if you'd eliminate the preposition. If you're unfamiliar with prepositions, then continue on as before. I can only do so much.