Today's 12 cents:

Why are municipalities putting out sand instead of salt? What did I miss? Do they realize SAND does not MELT?

#2 is worth six gummy bears.

Zula Patrol IS educational. Just squint.

I can not believe it's taken me this long to read through the entire text of the Bible, with the exception of the Apocrypha. It really is a divinely inspired work.

I never knew my daughter had such good aim. That is, until I became the target of her snowballs. WHERE has she been practicing?

I'm in search of a mama's holy grail... so, where is the WHINE stopper?

My son's new past time is rhyming. It's really funny to hear what a three year old thinks rhymes... yes, dear. Poo-poo DOES rhyme with doo-doo... see what I mean?

I don't care what anyone says. This cell phone is frying my brain. When I walk into a room, I NEVER remember why I'm there. Even the bathroom. It's gettin' spooky!

My handsome husband just smells good. I'm convinced he has some physiological scent emitter that keeps him smelling like a man. A clean man. Seriously. Especially when he's sleeping.

Along the grooming vein, I wonder how long one can go without brushing one's teeth before being banned from society. I'm tempted to accept my own challenge. Toothpaste DOES ruin a good cup of coffee.

I want to simplify, but it's too complicated.

Please, promise yourself you'll watch the sun rise AND set at least once this year. The self-reflection that accompanies each is truly unparalleled.